2005-02-28 - string cheese
2005-02-23 - A forced discussion of my last two relationships using the perspective of a cynical old man
2005-02-10 - Return of the Rant
2004-12-18 - Mourning in winter
2004-11-16 - Ode to a Greasy Burn
2004-09-25 - Lusty
2004-09-15 - Last Stand
2004-09-12 - A Short List
2004-08-26 - TLC
2004-08-15 - ?
2004-08-12 - Office Space Station
2004-08-10 - Sad but true
2004-08-09 - Lay Down Boy
2004-08-05 - Kerry
2004-08-03 - Predictions
2004-08-02 - MARTIN!!!
2004-08-02 - (Gasp) It's You!
2004-08-02 - What a fun time
2004-07-30 - Excuse me?
2004-07-28 - Gay marriage in a nutshell
2004-07-28 - For the sake of us all...
2004-07-23 - me me me me ME
2004-07-13 - Muppet Government
2004-07-12 - Hitler and Napolean save a bunch of Wales
2004-07-08 - Pirate Store
2004-07-05 - Dumbass I said
2004-07-01 - Dearest Al,
2004-06-27 - Bush-Cheney
2004-06-23 - The Boss makes some lists
2004-06-23 - The Boss makes some lists
2004-06-18 - eh why not
2004-06-17 - McJob my Ass
2004-06-16 - Ann ANn ANN ANN ANN!!!
2004-06-15 - Vagina Monologues
2004-06-11 - -
2004-06-09 - A letter from the Heart 2
2004-06-09 - Ann
2004-06-05 - Give it a chance
2004-06-05 - Hollywood Halliburton
2004-05-30 - Memorial Day
2004-05-27 - Coulter.... NUTS!
2004-05-26 - In defense of marriage
2004-05-25 - Here's a scooby snack!
2004-05-13 - Addition to Previous
2004-05-11 - Are you ready for some football?
2004-05-09 - Led Zeppelin
2004-05-03 - Law and Order: Puke Squad
2004-04-20 - The name's Cosby, Bill Cosby
2004-04-18 - The last one....
2004-04-17 - Interesting
2004-04-15 - Iraq
2004-04-07 - Please
2004-04-06 - Snoopy
2004-04-06 - King Ralph
2004-03-30 - They put fireworks there
2004-03-29 - It's true
2004-03-18 - Estos Bastardos!
2004-03-17 - Donald D.
2004-03-15 - 10 hours later....
2004-03-15 - Prelude
2004-03-09 - Interesting
2004-03-04 - Last Chance with MaryJane
2004-02-26 - Pope on a Plate
2004-02-22 - Ahnold
2004-02-17 - Just Do It
2004-02-14 - Bush
2004-02-09 - Oh yeah
2004-02-07 - One More Lost
2004-02-06 - Happy Birthday
2004-02-06 - More irony than you can shake Anthrax at
2004-02-04 - Alabama Man
2004-01-31 - Oh really?
2004-01-28 - Indulgent,egotistical Ramblings
2004-01-21 - Invulnerable
2004-01-20 - "But you have, heard of me."
2004-01-16 - War and its Discontents
2004-01-16 - J Simp
2004-01-15 - Republican budget woes
2004-01-08 - The Mallard Fillmore Truth
2004-01-07 - Fact Finding my ASS
2004-01-06 - Eco facts
2003-12-30 - -
2003-12-24 - Christmas Even
2003-12-18 - That'll be nice
2003-12-14 - Saddam Who?
2003-12-14 - Fat whales
2003-12-11 - Don't insult my intelligence man
2003-12-10 - Mirror, mirror, on the wall
2003-12-03 - Xmas Time is Here
2003-12-02 - Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
2003-12-01 - Night falls
2003-11-25 - Another Ride Down The Crimson Highway
2003-11-15 - Whine-ing in taste
2003-11-10 - Short late notes
2003-11-08 - Baloney!
2003-11-05 - Channeling Lewis Black
2003-11-04 - Assignment Shmiment
2003-11-04 - Flashback
2003-11-03 - Fire!
2003-11-03 - Torn
2003-10-30 - Note to self
2003-10-29 - Haliburton revistited
2003-10-29 - Haliburton Continued, Stinky Bastards
2003-10-27 - Heaven
2003-10-24 - And now you know.... the rest of the story
2003-10-23 - Prediction of the Week
2003-10-21 - Haliburton... booooo....hissssss
2003-10-20 - The Most Important Diary Entry Part 1
2003-10-18 - Last line is the best
2003-10-16 - Dems: Halliburton Overcharging for Gas
2003-10-15 - Latest
2003-10-14 - Baba O'Reilly
2003-10-12 - Super Fly
2003-10-09 - Get to the Chopper - Arnold
2003-10-08 - Kali Loves You
2003-10-06 - Unspecial Monday
2003-09-28 - "King of Spain" is a song by Moxy Fruvous
2003-09-25 - TOGA! TOGA! TOGA....
2003-09-23 - The Sign
2003-09-22 - Young elephants and donkeys
2003-09-17 - What was that again?
2003-09-17 - Hooray for Me
2003-09-15 - The Berenstein Bears = The First Literary Jewish Animals
2003-09-12 - 9-12, still important
2003-09-09 - Condoleezza
2003-09-09 - Wanted: In a few months to a year
2003-09-08 - The Ugly Side of War
2003-09-07 - Lost Boys Come Home
2003-09-05 - AP PRESS REPORT COLUMBIA CHANGES NAME TO DRUGLAND
2003-09-04 - Shout outs
2003-09-02 - hardcore
2003-08-27 - change
2003-08-11 - A rather gross journal
2003-08-09 - PS You can never have enough showers
2003-08-05 - Entry 358 or so
2003-08-04 - Ugh
2003-07-31 - Snozz Berries
2003-07-29 - Running of the Bulls
2003-07-27 - Fire and what not...
2003-07-24 - Fascinating?
2003-07-22 - Another Door Another Window
2003-07-21 - Were there gay Dinosaurs?
2003-07-20 - Yesterday Vs. Today
2003-07-20 - Nature vs. Man Round 1
2003-07-19 - A Plea for Peace
2003-07-18 - From Yahoo News
2003-07-17 - Dreaming War
2003-07-16 - House of a 100 Drugs
2003-07-16 - Time
2003-07-14 - Call me Bill
2003-07-14 - An Irish Quote
2003-07-13 - Fear
2003-07-11 - -
2003-07-10 - Summer Is Mine
2003-07-08 - -
2003-07-07 - Out of Work, Need a job
2003-06-26 - Adapt or Michael Moore
2003-06-23 - Doors
2003-06-18 - Millions of Sars Peaches
2003-06-12 - Apples and Orangina
2003-06-04 - Teeth
2003-06-02 - Ha
2003-06-02 - This is 20/20
2003-06-01 - So....
2003-05-29 - No End
2003-05-28 - School - Not Just For Doctors Anymore
2003-05-27 - AIDS
2003-05-24 - New Car, Caviar...
2003-05-24 - I sputter around for awhile and make very little sense
2003-05-22 - Diary Entry 206... The Price of Power
2003-05-19 - Various Thoughts on America Media and its Treatment of War
2003-05-14 - Beautiful I say!
2003-05-07 - Ode To Keats
2003-05-06 - AP PRESS REPORT!
2003-05-04 - Hootie
2003-05-02 - New
2003-05-01 - Don't say it
2003-04-30 - Vindictive means vengeful
2003-04-29 - Cheerios - Breakfast of Champion
2003-04-28 - Letter to Jefferson
2003-04-27 - Writing
2003-04-25 - New!
2003-04-25 - -
2003-04-21 - How do you say? Ah, yes... Show
2003-03-07 - Forever... not forever
2003-02-27 - Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
2003-02-26 - AP Press Report
2003-02-19 - Care Bears
2003-02-13 - parental clothes
2003-02-07 - Another one
2003-02-02 - yesterday
2003-01-29 - State of the Union - More Like Clap Till You Drop Dead Tom Delay
2003-01-27 - Shit
2003-01-26 - Eureka!
2003-01-23 - The nature of Dog
2003-01-19 - Who's a big ole son of a be atch
2003-01-18 - z arunk enyg
2003-01-17 - Damn Dirty Apes
2003-01-13 - Correction
2003-01-10 - Who ya gonna call?
2003-01-09 - A short entry about penguins
2003-01-08 - Foreign Carmen Policy
2003-01-07 - a short note
2003-01-05 - ugh
2003-01-02 - Resolutions
2003-01-01 - -
2003-01-01 - Midnight, Captain Dickhead, and a back rub
2002-12-31 - Holiday Wishes
2002-12-30 - Celebrity Merchandise
2002-12-28 - Napoleon takes a Holiday
2002-12-27 - Bitter Sweet Symphony
2002-12-26 - UnCivil War
2002-12-24 - Jimmy Stewart, Harvey, And Myself Wish Everyone A Merry Christmas
2002-12-22 - Bastards!
2002-12-21 - beatles quiz
2002-12-21 - Silly Rabbit, Quizzes are for kids
2002-12-18 - Emily's Poem
2002-12-18 - Dr. Who?
2002-12-17 - The Undivine Comedy
2002-12-17 - Substance Abuse Song and Dance Number
2002-12-16 - praying
2002-12-15 - Spoons
2002-12-14 - Schlemiel
2002-12-13 - Billy Joel
2002-12-13 - no longer lucid
2002-12-12 - beautiful I say!
2002-12-11 - bando
2002-12-09 - jesus
2002-12-09 - United we Fly
2002-12-08 - Xmas Spirit
2002-12-08 - trix
2002-12-08 - What's the frequency Ken Lay?
2002-12-08 - KKRun
2002-12-07 - First entry I ended with the words, The End
2002-12-05 - Partying Late At Night
2002-12-05 - maybe it is other people
2002-12-04 - Preface to your ugly ass
2002-12-03 - In response to Chuck's Entry and the Military Seeking Out High School Students
2002-12-02 - day
2002-12-01 - Previewego
2002-11-30 - stupid entry
2002-11-30 - Even God Hates Creed
2002-11-30 - Re-release of Santa's Yule Log
2002-11-29 - life
2002-11-26 - The Longest, Saddest, True, Verbose, Depressing, Sex Lacking, Entry Ever
2002-11-24 - Penguins
2002-11-24 - The First Thanksgiving
2002-11-24 - Ruff and Ready
2002-11-24 - Weather Report - No, not the band!
2002-11-24 - stoop
2002-11-23 - Music Performance
2002-11-23 - Seriously now
2002-11-22 - How To Be a Spy...Part 1, The Price of Being an Agent
2002-11-21 - Depressed entry
2002-11-20 - Conversations in Abstraction
2002-11-19 - New Press Release Series #1
2002-11-19 - early issues
2002-11-18 - Personals
2002-11-15 - More Stuff
2002-11-15 - Saint Bernard
2002-11-15 - This is the End
2002-11-14 - What Happened to Joey Today or.... Paging Doctor Love, James Love
2002-11-12 - Kicking Russel Crowe's Ass
2002-11-12 - Jungle Fever
2002-11-11 - Must have been the wrong ass
2002-11-10 - The piano has been drinking
2002-11-09 - -
2002-11-08 - Being John Malcovich
2002-11-08 - Mr. Hankey
2002-11-07 - Concession Shmession
2002-11-07 - Worst Entry Ever, Excluding the Hitlerland One
2002-11-05 - "A Certain Few Words and a Dissertation on the Current Social and Political Climate"
2002-11-05 - I will give a concession speech in a few days
2002-11-05 - Vote my Conscious!
2002-11-04 - Friends? Yes, I have friends.
2002-11-03 - flu? nope
2002-11-03 - focus...
2002-11-02 - I wore my good Khakis
2002-11-01 - And may God protect this Hell on Earth
2002-11-01 - Pepsi
2002-10-31 - mama's little baby loves...
2002-10-30 - Scramble
2002-10-29 - 2 weeks ago the milk went gone
2002-10-28 - Freud and Sex in the Mind's Theoretical Market Place
2002-10-27 - God Part 2: The Happy Little Elves and the Flood
2002-10-27 - OK CORRAL
2002-10-25 - jerks
2002-10-24 - pyrotechnic withdrawal
2002-10-24 - Spain
2002-10-22 - balls
2002-10-20 - 17th Congressional District of Ohio
2002-10-17 - It's the end of the world, as we know it...
2002-10-16 - wolfenstein
2002-10-16 - Letter from God
2002-10-15 - Raiders of the Lost Ark
2002-10-14 - conscientious
2002-10-14 - dead ass
2002-10-13 - Stephen E. Ambrose
2002-10-13 - damn fire damn
2002-10-13 - gangreen
2002-10-12 - void
2002-10-11 - the sober entry
2002-10-11 - Pirate eye test
2002-10-11 - Bastardo
2002-10-11 - We opened tonight
2002-10-10 - A Death in Florida...
2002-10-10 - Something
2002-10-09 - sticking it to the man
2002-10-09 - Justin Bailey writes to his Latin Teacher
2002-10-08 - Opera and baseball
2002-10-07 - Ha, I kill me
2002-10-07 - Insane in the Intestine
2002-10-06 - You...
2002-10-06 - To Do
2002-10-06 - puzzled?
2002-10-06 - Henry the 4th, or whichever one wanted to sleep i don't remember
2002-10-06 - Extreme Angst
2002-10-06 - Mooning the Amish
2002-10-05 - Captain Couragous
2002-10-05 - chicken
2002-10-04 - A night out
2002-10-04 - Letter to my Latin Teacher
2002-10-03 - La di frickin da!
2002-10-03 - Zzzzzzzorro
2002-10-02 - Hi, I'm a Dumbass with a capital D
2002-10-01 - Zen Bran Flakes
2002-09-30 - We love you Joe
2002-09-29 - Part 1
2002-09-29 - Put down the ballon
2002-09-29 - Convo excerpt with Emily
2002-09-29 - Prelude to a Rainy Morning
2002-09-29 - GE 28 and a quarter, DIS 18 and....
2002-09-28 - Bonkers()!@&$+
2002-09-28 - Piano piano piano piano llama
2002-09-28 - Geronimo
2002-09-27 - Rant of the Hours
2002-09-27 - zzzzz
2002-09-26 - fishing
2002-09-26 - Chicken Little
2002-09-26 - LOTR
2002-09-25 - he he he
2002-09-24 - A Mordren Proposal
2002-09-24 - latin uphill
2002-09-24 - KAZAM!
2002-09-24 - love of your life
2002-09-24 - Race in America Yesterday
2002-09-23 - Ranting in good taste
2002-09-23 - laundry slaundry
2002-09-23 - just a letter
2002-09-23 - Oh, the Places you'll shit
2002-09-22 - Salvador
2002-09-22 - Ireland
2002-09-22 - 2 piles, both alike in dignity
2002-09-22 - Occupation: Foole
2002-09-22 - "Morning Validation"
2002-09-21 - a ground breaking account of a night out - not for those easily made quesy
2002-09-21 - Captain
2002-09-21 - showered at noon
2002-09-21 - Z?
2002-09-20 - Crap of the Vanities
2002-09-20 - The song
2002-09-20 - Where's Waldo Bitch?
2002-09-20 - the usual smartass
2002-09-19 - Exunt Stage Left
2002-09-19 - Dance
2002-09-19 - Moby Dickhead
2002-09-19 - pity me please
2002-09-19 - Right up the....
2002-09-18 - thoughts of the day
2002-09-18 - Oddity
2002-09-18 - Curses! Soiled Again!
2002-09-17 - 2:00 Jump
2002-09-17 - Groucho takes a holiday
2002-09-17 - um....
2002-09-16 - Kate/Jera Rock On
2002-09-16 - On the Waterfront
2002-09-15 - Barnstorming
2002-09-15 - Sanity Please
2002-09-15 - Peanut butter jelly time...
2002-09-15 - Hunter Thomson eat your heart out
2002-09-14 - I'm so blah bad
2002-09-13 - You know what you are...
2002-09-13 - The Emmy Diary Entry
2002-09-13 - Wrong Names
2002-09-13 - Rubber Ducky thanks you too
2002-09-12 - Words from the Heart... dear lord i didn't even mean to make that funny
2002-09-12 - God wants pancakes
2002-09-11 - 9/11 Revisited
2002-09-11 - Morning Courses
2002-09-10 - A year later...
2002-09-09 - 100th Entry, Heart of Darkness
2002-09-09 - The Rum Diary
2002-09-08 - In defense of God
2002-09-07 - Backflash
2002-09-07 - My Abode in the Country
2002-09-05 - For your love, this is dedicated
2002-09-05 - Don't tell mom
2002-09-05 - Indiana
2002-09-04 - sing a song of love
2002-09-04 - Howard Stern takes a holiday
2002-09-04 - Hard Core Requirements
2002-09-04 - ka-ching
2002-09-03 - Get em tiger
2002-09-03 - I'm still laughing
2002-09-03 - I love you with all my coroded arteries
2002-09-02 - Ultimate Chess
2002-09-01 - Merry Xmas
2002-09-01 - Ramble on!
2002-08-31 - quotes for the women by dolan
2002-08-31 - Room Envy
2002-08-29 - Kudos mrs fleming
2002-08-29 - At Hiram
2002-08-28 - Yoda speaks like this
2002-08-28 - The most Daring entry ever
2002-08-28 - Insulting you with begging
2002-08-27 - Luckystrike
2002-08-27 - The Wizard of Ozfest
2002-08-27 - United we sing and dance
2002-08-27 - Take me out of the ball game
2002-08-26 - Tommy is this my generation?
2002-08-26 - Kate why must you torment my soul... just kidding
2002-08-26 - INSOMNIA
2002-08-26 - 2 copyrighted poems
2002-08-26 - words, words, words???
2002-08-26 - Patriotism on this the 26th of August
2002-08-25 - A new day is calling me late for dinner
2002-08-25 - Shopgirl - Steve Martin
2002-08-25 - It's the beard - Please Read for your own good
2002-08-24 - chinese food just came, gotta run
2002-08-23 - 3 step method
2002-08-22 - Monopoly's South Park Place
2002-08-22 - How i turned 19
2002-08-21 - Sex and/or Violence
2002-08-20 - MH please read ~ "weighing in"
2002-08-20 - The crazy entry
2002-08-19 - Do you yahoo?
2002-08-19 - Elephant Man
2002-08-18 - Is puked stain hyphenated?
2002-08-17 - Hocus Pocus
2002-08-15 - Sedientary Trees
2002-08-15 - Notable News
2002-08-14 - JDMYMAN
2002-08-12 - Freak Out's over
2002-08-11 - The end of coherncy
2002-08-10 - -
2002-08-09 - Dumb-Dum
2002-08-08 - night owl
2002-08-07 - Mixed Nuts
2002-08-06 - none
2002-08-05 - OHS
2002-08-05 - Poetry on the Side
2002-08-05 - Crying out
2002-08-04 - Entry of conceit
2002-08-04 - You say Legos, I say iago
2002-08-03 - Live from the Apollo
2002-08-03 - chanelling dennis miller
2002-08-03 - Returned
2002-07-31 - Tongue Tied Twisted
2002-07-30 - Moose and Squirrel: Best Entry Ever
2002-07-30 - Undescribable
2002-07-29 - I'm not gay
2002-07-29 - Everyone Read
2002-07-29 - John Williams
2002-07-28 - Rush calls me the Uber-man
2002-07-26 - Trafficant revisited
2002-07-26 - Justin Thief
2002-07-25 - Law and Order
2002-07-25 - Merger
2002-07-24 - Cummings or Frost?
2002-07-24 - Cancer
2002-07-23 - Alcohol
2002-07-23 - and you all thought i was crazy
2002-07-22 - Earnest
2002-07-22 - People
2002-07-20 - 3 short
2002-07-20 - Someone needs help
2002-07-20 - One thing leads to another
2002-07-19 - ?
2002-07-18 - Like you've never seen
2002-07-18 - short morning reflections
2002-07-18 - GB
2002-07-17 - firewall
2002-07-17 - gods
2002-07-16 - WAR
2002-07-16 - Coherent?Rambling
2002-07-15 - Humor
2002-07-15 - Heineken
2002-07-14 - Dude Here
2002-07-14 - Thoughts of Yesterday
2002-07-14 - A Bad Start to a Bizarre Journey